O: Looking forward to seeing you soon.I’m glad you are feeling better. I feel like you’re an egg. When I see you I’d be too scared to hug you too tight. So you don’t crack. Like an egg. Not just any egg. A Fabergé egg….Shiny and sparkly. And priceless. Yes, Priceless.
B: Naaaa egg of steel!!!
O: Yeah. Will you now grab it and be tossing it around ni? Ehn? Bush girl!!!
F: For your 100% human hair at great prices…
Obianuju: *checks F’s dp
Obianuju: Ewwww…. Spiderrrr on your dp!!Eeeewwww!
O: Eeeeewww!! Iyama!!
F *changes dp
O: Ahh nice!! This one is better. Like you chopped somebody’s head off. Shhhhhssshhh!! Where’s the body? I won’t tell anybody.
F: Ok. I will tell you past midnight.
O: Ahhhh! I’m not sleeping tonight oh! Hot gist fa! *dancing etigi
Obianuju: Send me your picture na. At least if I can’t see you in person fa.
K: you want to laugh at ugly me abi?
O: haba! Laugh at you why???
K: *K sends picture of her legs
O: K This is a very sexy picture. I want to see your face not your legs. Your legs are sexy . very juicy. Like a well roasted grilled peppered chicken. That’s to let you know I’m hungry.
K: Godness. Now I’m extremely hungry . I’m looking for grilled chicken.
O: I’m so buying grilled chicken on my way home today.
K * sends another picture of her face
O: you look so beautiful.
K: I don’t believe you jooor!
O: You look like perfectly whipped caramel ice cream. Like I can lick you!! When I was pregnant I looked like amala….. badly made amala. With koko!
O* sends picture
K: * ROTFL
Obianuju: Parenting is like an MBA or worse sef.
T: I’m telling you.
O: Married women be celebrating the arrival of their period like a Uni_ runs babe.
T: Uni_ ke?
O: Its true na
T: * angry face
O: That’s the part of my statement you want to dwell on? Seriously?
T: only Uni_ people are allowed to diss Uni_
O: Enjoy yourself. Go and sit down jare
My HOD is always wondering what I’m chatting about on my phone. Well… now you know!